I Am Ever…

(Page created August 2016; original content from Jan. 2010, captured from written copy April 2011)

In early 2010, now 6-1/2 years ago, I began writing in a journal, with the intent – which reached fruition – of giving the completed journal to the woman who, at the time, I loved. A little more than a year later, the woman and I ended the relationship…

In that book – which I took with me when the relationship ended – I’d written many, many things. Early in the book was a portion not too personal to the woman that captured, rather substantively and succinctly, a fair representation of my philosophy on life. As I explained elsewhere on this site, a pulled that excerpt from that book and posted it on the page excerpt.

I made THIS page underneath excerpt because the source material for this page is from the same book, the same effort…

Shortly after I’d written the ‘excerpt’ part, I attempted to explain to Becka (the recipient) my current mental state, at the time being not 100% gleeful – Becka was married, you see, and I was in the middle of trying to deal with my feelings in this regard, not only falling in love with her, but being more than a little addled about it…because she was married…and I knew her husband…and we were friends…

So I wrote, in the journal to Becka, “I am ever addled,” and with my affection for synonyms, began to include other words as the end of that sentence that similarly captured my addled-ness. I went on for some time…really, SOME time…then I began to simply see how many different conditions I could list. So I went on as long as I could, then I would return to normal writing…then, as other unlisted conditions would pop in my head, I would capture them as well. As I continued writing, I would dedicate separate pages to continuing the “I am ever…” sentence – to include remembering to place a comma after each listed condition.

For nine days, across other writing, the list continued to grow.

Shortly after Becka and I broke up, I opened the book because I remembered this extraordinary sentence. I painstakingly captured each word in a document. I even created ANOTHER document which listed the words alphabetically, and removed duplicates (of which there were more than a few). I don’t now specifically recall the total number, but the number that I do recall was over 5,300 entries.

For what it’s worth, I hold some small measure of pride at this sentence, and I cannot explain why except possibly for the perseverance of it. Having recently opened and posted on this website just yesterday – for the first time in over four years – it occurred to me that, given my pride for having composed this listed of conditions I (mockingly) believe I am ever in the condition OF…I’ve chosen to include it here.

SO….below is the sentence, in its original order, complete with all duplicates.

I would be VERY surprised if anyone on this planet ever even SEES this list, let alone reads it in its entirety.

If you do, please let me know. It would make my heart truly swell with glee. For which I am apparently in short supply.

Anyway, it begins below. Thanks for listening.

Philip

(It’s important to note, also, that this is IN NO WAY attmepting to be comprehensive. It is only that which I elected to capture)

I am ever addled, flummoxed, confused, uncertain, wavering, wandering, waffling, bamboozled, bedazzled, dismayed, disturbed, King Crimsoning, Elephant Talking, distraught, disjointed, disheveled, disarmed, alarmed, restrained, reserved, at odds, listing (the tilt kind), tiled, stilted, stalled, stammering, stuttering, stupefied, confounded, disincongruous, discouraged, horn-swaggled, disdained, distinct, outta my tree, vexed, befuddled, outta whack, irked, constipated, frustrated, truncated, fabricated, pasteurized, blanched, folded, kneaded, perturbed, rode hard, baffled, outta rope, gesticulated, pulverized, put away wet, left to dry, left hangin’, left-handed, matriculated, instigated, begrudged, benign, beneath, beyond, beside, categorized, humanized, trampled, trod down, outta sync, disarrayed, disembodied, disadvantaged, discounted, jaundiced, jaded, morose, mundane, maddened, maladjusted, twisted, bent, frayed, worn, used, disregarded, discarded, disenchanted, counterclockwise, counterintuitive, outta hope, outta time, flabbergasted, perplexed, pouty, snippy, furtive, laboring, ludicrous, luminescent, rudimescent, dissatisfied, debilitated, aggravated, laminated, reverberated, inebriated, cacaphonated, caustic, drastic, spastic, plastic, elastic, compromised, cauterized, sanitized, plasticized, metastasized, super-sized, unwielding, unyielding, uneasy, ostracized, immunized, ranting, reeling, splitting, schpieling, careening, unseeming, unnecessary, inept, digressed, egressed, excessed, accessed, ignored, ignorant, unwanted, untreated, distressed, digeseted, unvested, untested, regressed, redressed, undressed, undone, done in, done for, dumbfounded, unfounded, ungrounded, disconnected, tossled, frazzled, jolted, unbolted, Boltoned, put on, passed on, passed by, passed up, passed out, unchimed, unrhymed, untimed, untamed, unnamed, unregimented, uneducated, unfulfilled, underachieved, out of balance, out of round, out of sorts, preempted, presupposed, premature, prehistoric, prefabricated, prenatal, preternal, pernicious, vicious, viscous, superfluous, innocuous, precocious, atrocious, improper, impossible, inconceivable, unbelievable, unpalpable, implausible, unreasonable, doubtful, snappy, crackly, poppy, bifurbicated, hydrogenated, plebiated, communized, apologized, horrified, shocked, shamed, maimed, unclaimed, disclaimed, repetitive, synonymatic, automatic, anti-matter, torn & tattered, rendered, blundered, surrendered, upended, stranded, remanded, recanted, unsubstantiated, invalidated, unanticipated, decanted, bottled, canned, maced, spaced, erased, eradicated, eliminated, relaminated, egregious, nefarious, mysterious, wysterious, serious, bleary-eyed, unsignified, insignificant, ridiculous, raucous, nauseous, resourceless, loquacious, contagious, spontaneous, refuted, resplendent, insufferable, intolerable, inescapable, unbreakable, unmistakable, unstable, unable, unknown, shrugged off, invisible, miserable, tyrannical, mechanical, biological, inexorable, unpardonable, abominable, neurotic, atomic, molecular, physiological, psychological, psychotic, hypnotic, isotomic, gilded, distilled, untilled, unrealized, materialized, bobbing, weaving, swaying, breezing, sneezing, snorting, cavorting, courting, apprehensive, pensive, expensive, explosive, abortive, mortified, unfortified, caged, disengaged, disemboweled, defibrillated, denounced, trounced, bounced, pronounced, ensconced, entrapped, remapped, unflapped, flap up, flagged down, put down, sent down, pressed upon, insisted upon, insistent, inconsistent, inarticulate, indecisive, insurmountable, uncountable, unaccountable, irresponsible, flim-flammed, log-jammed, crammed, examined, segmented, snarky, smarmy, sordid, sort of, sorted out, resorted, tainted, demoralized, deluded, diluted, eluded, evaded, negated, degenerated, unnumerated, accommodated, assimilated, nullified, vilified, denied, sanctimonious, scantily clad, unappreciated, immodest, impulsive, introspective, extroverted, perverted, put in place, placed, replaced, in space, long lost, criss-crossed, pantied bound, contorted, discordant, discombobulated, destroyed, disbanded, unwound, uncharacteristic, underwhelmed, at a loss, manhandled, reprimanded, reprehensible, prehensile, reminiscent, irrepressible, misjudged, mistaken, misanthropic, anti-social, anti-work, herky-jerky, uncarbonated, decapitated, capsized, lugubrious, outrageous, dethroned, deboned (partially, mechanically), melancholic, choleric, sanguine, surreal, unreal, swelling, welling, arguing, considering, inconsiderate, incommunicado, in cognito, innuendo, what you don’t know, allegro, laborious, pedantic, pedestrian, pedagogical, illogical, scrutable, criminal, maniacal, diabolical, drummed down, drummed up, trumped-up, jerry-rigged, thumbed-down, dried up, tuned out, turned off, shot down, shut off, coalesced, obsolesced, antiquating, anticipating, equivocating, prevaricating, litigating, negating, reshaped, dissolved, engineered, shammed, chamois-ed, pickled, posed, unpoised, unpopular, distended, unintended, unattended, dressed down, drummed out, tossed out, singled out, struck out, struck down, swing & miss, remiss, abject, objectionable, questionable, unrequited, unaccepted, disliked, disastrous, monstrous, nervous, pervious, previous, pummeled, bruied, clubbed, clobbered, cultivated, investigated, under-inflated, deflated, deflowered, detracted, knobbed, gnurled, gnawed, ripped, spackled, speckled, bisected, bespectacled, bicycled, motored, disgusted, discussed, distributed, delineated, detailed, ever-vescent, fluorescent, nascent, nescient, vacant, tragic, lethargic, leathered, tethered, weathered, whatever-ed, regrettable, forgettable, vegetable, unarguable, discharged, enlarged, irrelevant, bombastic, bungled, blinkered, tinkered, unthinkable, inspected, disrespected, attacked, sought, naught, wrought, fraught, frightened, unenlightened, untalented, redundant, irreverent, unrepentant, impenitent, umpired, expired, retired, tired, poor, huddled, yearning, breathing, smoking, shivering, listening, touching, seeing, smelling, tasting, being, remembering, expectant, giddy, goofy, charming, regal, opportunistic, pessimistic, idealistic, aesthetic, I get it, omniscient, omni-directional, unfocused, scattered, scathing, scaled back, scaled down, scary, scarce, specious, sensuous, sensual, sensitive, negative, iambic, indifferent, unimaginable, meaningless, ambivalent, equivalent, ambiguous, vague, off-track, off-course, off my rocker, off doing God knows what, off the beaten path, officious, oafish, selfish, shellfish, guinea-pigged, pegged, pocked, poked, prodded, goaded, convinced, steered, veered, revered, reversed, uncalibrated, intangible, incorrigible, demanding, slovenly, loafing, plodding, preening, evading, invading, destined, repugnant, repulsive, remorseless, gullible, inquisitive, inquiring, acquiring, removing, releasing, relinquishing, allowing, avoiding, devoiding, annoying, adolescent, prepubescent, immature, whining, complaining, expressing, defining, delineating, describing, hypothesizing, accounting, paraphrasing, parachuting, sailing, swimming, pleading, begging, boasting, coasting, bode-ing, bow-ing, bowing, bending, breaking, blown out, blown up, blown away, dissipated, deceived, filtered, flustered, mustered, dragged out, shagged out, droned on, stripped, strapped, unfastened, ill-suited, poorly suited, ill-fated, berated, hamstrung, strung out, bewildered, floundering, stumped, catty-whompus, askew, astride, strained, belittled, embittered, interred, referred, unearthly, sketched, wretched, teeming, streaming, blaming, defaming, flaming, flambaying, chipped, chopped, sliced, diced, julienned, minced, ground, unbuttoned, unzipped, fruitless, bananas, stained, dabbled, drizzled, fizzled, riddled, rattled, splattered, sunk, drunk, skunked, ransacked, terrestrial, celestial, starry-eyed, stink-eyed, hairy-eyed, eyed, unnoticed, echoed, echoed, echoed, unheard, unheralded, intermittent, sporadic, I’ve had it, inhaled, in tow, untold, unspoken, unevolved, condensed, redoubled, plowed, harangued, hassled, tassled, wrassled, feudal, futile, whispered, wistful, risky, persnickety, monotonous, anachronistic, duplicitous, carnivorous, prescient, deft, adroit, unskilled, uninteresting, scrumptious, unctuous, teary-eyed, unjustified, unsubscribed, scribbled, dribbled, daffy, Donald, duplicated, angered, augered, engendered, endangered, rare, moist, deafening, indefinite, infinite, unending, stipulated, captivated, standardized, pontificated, babbling, bubbling, drubbing, drumming, entreated, emboldened, emblazoned, emblematic, symptomatic, exemplematic, representative, flitting, alighting, transporting, transforming, morphing, mulling, grazing, snuggling, taming, shrewd, frugal, thrifty, capricious, plumaged, rummaged, disgruntled, grumbling, mumbling, stumbling, rumbling, bumbling, topped off, pissed off, 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chasing, chided, chosen, chugged, drugged, scrubbed, rubbed, dubbed, wimpering, simpering, wimpy, simmering, sautéing, philosophizing, cascading, syncopated, asynchronous, sycophantic, unsturdy, unwieldy, yammering, lisping, galavanting, puerile, galvanizing, vexating, fixing, affixing, reflecting, refracting, didacting, acting, posturing, gleening, gleaming, reddening, irrigated, irritating, scratching, matching, flatulent, fraudulent, defrocked, deadened, essential, quintessential, penultimate, nigh, high, wry, by, why?, burnished, tarnished, furnished, fished, bluffed, bloated, blocked, banished, famished, unfinished, incomplete, as yet, frumpy, namby-pamby, floating, drifting, easing, inventing, invecting, convalescing, recuperating, stupored, unnerving, shuddering, ruddering, rudderless, pointless, ruthless, toothless, spent, sported, loosened, loony, zany, madcap, aimless, andy, candy, dandy, lying, lighting, switching, stitching, sticking, attaching, inherited, dissed, messed, stifling, smoldering, incandescent, suspended, blessed, forgiven, pardoned, relinquished, repaired, reordered, rejuvenated, juvenile, venal, virile, viral, infectious, confected, coerced, conscripted, conspired, tongue-tied, lip-synched, aired, ensnared, brash, trash, varying, carrying, embarrassing, irreparable, disreputable, disenfranchised, uninviting, refuting, disputing, engorging, deplorable, unforgivable, trivial, pursued, climbing, reaching, breaching, leeching, teaching, telling, towering, flowering, rooted, disputed, displayed, trucked, tractored, enraptured, aggregate, antiseptic, septic, peptic, cyclical, cylindrical, symmetrical, irrational, equilateral, parallel, perpendicular, particular, particulate, wavy, gravy, knavy, scurvy, travailed, prevailing, windward, coastal, cut off, isolated, left for dead, leftover, overture, prologue, introductory, agnostically, antagonistic, stirring, whirring, blurring, conjuring, Euclidean, Pythagorean, Newtonian, Platonic, Socratic, plagiarized, plagued, blackened, jacked, shellacked, imprisoned, exonerated, reviled, revealed, reborn, recaptured, responsive, reactionary, revolutionary, irrespective, vanished, varnished, sanded, drilled, powered, hacked, hackneyed, harkened, amused, transfixed, helpless, whelpless, schmelpless, winded, long-winded, mooned, sunning, dundering, doddering, wondering, deleted, expleted, depleted, curmudgeonly, beautiful, dutiful, spoutful, rapt, rapped, wrapped, snapped, scaffolded, constructed, bricked, cemented, beaming, braying, spraying, skiffed, scoffed, scuffed, cuffed, enoughed, unsung, unintending, scuttled, submerged, drowned, unrenowned, sunken, swollen, puffy, raw, purulent, coned, triangulated, circumnavigated, circumlocuting, clutching, dutching, retouched, austere, severe, somnambulant, scrambled, dremmeled, buffed, rebuffed, reputed, dependent, untransmogrifiable, entertaining, detrimental, derogatory, demonstrative, graphed, gridded, girded, climbed, advancing, progressing, guessing, expressive, expressionless, agape, aghast, against, opposed, opaque, obsolete, oblong, along, strung along, strung up, held out, held off, hellina handbasket, basketed, bridled, befallen, fallen, interrupted, paused, rewoiund, forwarded, pliable, malleable, paranormal, informal, incapable, inescapable, fabled, enabled, unusable, unpronounceable, wormy, nasty, angsty, wrangled, unraveled, unstruck, striking, purposeful, purposeless, binary, dualistic, plural, equating, eloqutionating, murmuring, murdered, dissuading, guesstimating, flailing, fleeting, meeting, mating, moping, hoping, roped, doped, hoped, shaped, sharpened, honed, dithered, withered, wuthering, heightened, lifted, captured, clipped, stolen, nicked, scraped, scuffled, troubled, bubbled, brooding, marauding, enthralling, booming, tussling, wasseling, caroling, singing, joining, filling, projecting, sounding, defying, combining, enveloping, surrounding, transposing, prejudicial, predicate, preternatural, perfunctory, illusory, analogous, metaphoric, comparative, cooperative, held at bay, held in check, willful, dominant, empathetic, victimized, harmonized, euphoric, euphemistic, euthenized, euphemized, youthful, childlike, childish, kidding, leg pulled, pants on fire, dire, familiar, familial, dissimilar, intractable, established, seasoned, summering, springing, wintering, camping, revamping, cabling, looming, splicing, divided, divisionary, diversionary, stationary, unprincipled, untaught, unschooled, shanked, tanked, soldiering, vaunted, proceeding, enacting, imagining, re-imaging, Imogene Coca-ed, protracting, protected, detected, labeled, counted, bowled over, bolded, italicized, underlined, underscored, accompanied, treated, charted, rhinestoned, doffed, shaken, stirred, remembered, desperate, woeful, painful, nameless, shameless, artful, deliberate, liberating, death-defying, ingratiating, ungrateful, gracious, invigorating, exasperating, exascerbating, reaming, queasy, wheezy, wheeling, free-wheeling, free-falling, freelancing, reneging, jiggering, juggling, befuddling, muddling, muddying, dirtying, consuming, taking, profiteering, racketing, racketeering, exploiting, deceiving, cajoling, convincing, bait & switching, encapsulating, roaming, bemoaning, transponding, transponderate, obdurate, overturned, overcooked, overlooked, dashed, flashing, fleshing, fleecing, sheering, burbling, gurgling, swirling, twirling, whirling, warbling, wobbling, whomped, stomped, humped, whumped, trumped, stumped, bumped, bumbled, tripped, trapped, tripping, fleeing, reacting, turning, hurting, hurtful, ignoble, sly, spry, slackened, shackled, duped, loping, eloping, longing, longitudinal, latitudinal, worldly, global, orbiting, rotating, locating, interacting, coexisting, convoluted, innumerate, conglomerated, incorporated, gathered, conjoined, prognosticated, pandering, blathering, bothering, nudging, asserting, effacing, humiliating, streeted, bleating, sheepish, utterly, sputtering, schmoozed, bewitched, thrusting, combusting, composting, composing, editing, content, constant, tree-hugging, rhythmic, pulsating, vibrating, riveting, derivative, derivating, angling, aging, subtending, raging, deliberating, debauched, dented, scented, inaudible, illaudable, bound, wound, unbound, rebounding, resounding, dissonant, unresonant, unhesitant, snaked, snickered, knackered, nickered, , knickered, snipped, sniggered, flossed, embossed, bossed, marred, relative, radiated, enigmatic, puzzled, relived, jovial, gregarious, affable, effective, affected, defective, inviolate, indisputable, incalculable, devious, conniving, convection, convicted, manipulative, loved, loving, unlovable, lonely, lulled, lured, alleviated, abbreviated, unconventional, unintentional, lean, optimal, primal, feral, amiable, smiling, beguiling, staring, dreamy, piercing, handsome, bashful, passive, pacifistic, narcissistic, egotistical, epistemological, unmystifiable, misty, blistered, fingered, wrested, wrestled, elbowed, shouldered, stood up, stood on, stood out, stood around, craned, crowning, leering, looking, launched, lunched, lurching, lolly-gagging, procrastinating, presuming, ogling, alluding, precluding, divisive, walling, wailing, seating, tabling, answering, phoning, camouflaging, pruning, harvesting, planting, feeding, breeding, deeding, weeding, seeding, bleeding, mowing, maneuvering, renewing, reaping, raping, fencing, fasting, toiling, trampling, toileting, stowing, affirming, negotiating, haggling, waggling, wagging, waging, enraged, encountered, adjacent, jousting, jostled, jejune, balderdashed, whipped, whupped, warbled, gnarled, anguished, sandwiched, breaded, fried, deep-fried, garnished, presented, unpresentable, poignant, piquant, professional, portentous, pretentious, tense, ever-present, infanitessimal, microscopic, sub-atomic, quantum mechanical, biodegradable, buoyant, malevolent, harmful, exemplifying, domesticated, herded, elected, decaying, delaying, netted, grossed, populated, purposed, employed, at hand, available, renewable, energized, civilized, metrosexual, nondimensional, nondenominational, non-de-plumeable, vacillating, emasculating, slippered, pantsed, belted, socked, coated, coaxed, jacketed, coaxial, convex, concave, contingent, kneed, footed, waisted, unhip, lapped, hugged, handed, laughable, punctured, lacerated, wounded, eviscerated, visceral, visionary, splendiferous, vociferous, ferocious, autonomous, odious, fringed, ruffled, bunted, salient, sentient, sediment, sentimental, undependable, inconsequential, fallible, fallow, followed, forlorn, forged, foraging, deforesting, arresting, kinesthetic, kaleidoscopic, kerneled, cornered, ornery, ordinary, brimming, percolating, pungent, perforated, collated, tits up, bellied up, sundried, freeze-dried, petrified, fossilized, idolatized, iconiphied, acquainted, acquiescent, vital, recited, revisited, jilted, billowing, blowing, baring, barring, unequaled, fumigated, fluorinated, chlorinated, cheesed, ticked, pissed, forked, spooned, knived, pitted, patted, potted, petted, putted, sneered, grinned, garbled, goofed, grabbed, gated, grilled, greased, gummed, golfing, guffing, gaffing, giraffing, hunkered, craning, hollow, whimsied, freckled, beset, strobed, enhanced, imperfected, sallied, snailed, retailed, loathing, fomenting, foaming, gloaming, nocturnal, forgetful, inexhaustible, victorious, triumphant, unfathomable, empirical, arduous, tempestuous, indefatigable, beholden, equatorial, polar, bipolar, biped, dreadful, lamentable, unrelentable, unmentionable, unrelenting, unutterable, sagacious, salacious, kilted, puppied, babied, infantile, bratty, misbehavin’, dastardly, unscrupulous, dramatically, flamboyantly, histrionically, “Attend to me,” doggedly, catty, fishy, unbearable, outfoxed, cooked goose, led to water, asbestos I can, sarong about that?, lightning fast, outlasted, outnumbered, outmaneuvered, outta my gourd, 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appointed, disappointed, recommended, indicative, evocative, spartan, tartan, canonized, gunned, chagrined, shunned, titanic, acidic, triumverate, polyphonic, programmed, pogrommed, grommetted, galvanized, reticent, reluctant, revved, sieved, skewered, squeamish, pinned, sublime, quaint, meteoric, heroic, stoic, skeptical, epicurean, Hippocratic, hypocritical, loathsome, spotty, spiffy, spunky, reconstituted, amalgamated, personified, mealed, knelt, dined, supped, souped, sipped, slashed, busterd, inflammable, undignified, traumatized, interwoven, interceded, extrapolated, expatriated, corny, clowny, slapstick, ‘suped up, sparkly, sprinkly, summed up, covered up, given up, held up, pumped up, caught up, mustarded, relished, abandoned, annulled, vaccinated, remedied, rebellious, razed, dazed, razored, rapiered, Americanized, cackling, hawking, shilling, swilling, twiddling, nibbling, dribbling, droll, down, fibrous, functional, punctual, timely, finally, ceaselessly, perspiring, inspiring, intoxicated, intoxicating, toxic, zeroed, zoned, splintered, linted, blintzed, cro-magnon, neanderthal, cretinus, resinous, creatured, carved, googled, digitized, commemorated, legacied, grandfathered, parachuted, preponderous, perambulate, prevalent, ubiquitous, surreptitious, glowering, clamoring, crouching, slouching, encroaching, bringing, upbringing, dwarfish, picturesque, jested, crude, rude, obtuse, acute, right, righted, reassured, scandalized, telephoned, cosmetic, accordant, unimportant, absorbed, sponged, toweled, scathed, scathing, repaving, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, in credo intelligam, post-hoc, ad-hoc, ergonomic, proctor hoc, quilted, stipended, upbraided, weened, tweezed, settled, kettled, knotted, knitted, neuvo, emo, ipso facto, quid pro quo, in vino veritas, analgesic, ecclesiastic, inveterate, Plantagenet, reiterative, violated, slain, hellbound, outward, awkward, wayward, forward, accidentally, serendipitously, unobtrusively, deranged, entangled, interpolated, polluted, poisoned, implanted, instigated, castigated, castaway, cast aside, broadcast, unmasked, reinstated, degaussed, gauzed, bandaged, meandering, razzle-dazzled, spectacular, splendid, malamuted, defended, paraded, platooned, superstarred, come si come sa, nes pas, faux pas, exhilarant, exuberant, extolled, enrolled, rolled, candled, accosted, adjusted, aristocratic, autocratic, teeming, teaming, bristling, whistling, brushing, combing, canvassing, extraordinary, helmed, jeopardized, bastardized, reconditioned, reconnisanced, renaissanced, rehabilitated, in arrears, lobotomized, disorganized, deloused, patchwork, pipsqueaked, preordained, presaged, assuaged, assuaded, enunciated, peripatetic, poetic, chic, potentated, postulated, configured, participatory, auxiliary, brigadooned, bridged, catapulted, deviated, congested, confiscated, obligated, obdurated, multiplied, arithmetic, exponentiated, logarithmic, cordial, convivial, emerging, converging, diverging, clasping, grasping, gasping, hasping, half-sprung, half-baked, clam-baked, unscrupled, dumped, lumped, thumped, to and fro, by and by, bypassed, perennial, interposed, transcontinental, idiotic, tressled, diapered, cheapened, lop-sided, sashayed, cached, afraid, assaulted, somersaulted, summer sausage, sausaged, encased, aged, mangy, macabre, medieval, mediocre, mindless, totalitarian, foreign, caligraphed, embroidered, postered, prosperous, annexed, reflexed, reflexive, dissuaded, translated, elated, inundated, furrowed, furloughed, academic, all-encompassing, creamed, sugared, salted, buttered, doused, shorted, nucular, cosmopolitan, sultanic, satanic, holy canolli Batman!, jingled, jangled, jungled, jousted, ousted, outed, blamed, frank, candid, rancorous, adventurous, capitalized, ghosted, roasted, broiled, embroiled, en fuego, ways and means, contrite, concise, advisory, nomenclated, lexiconed, linguistic, jargonaut, juggernauted, monsooned, Mansoned, masoned, griddled, fiddled, faddled, fad-dy, fuddy duddy, behavioral, manifested, infested, rotting, dying, meddling, noodling, doodling, halfling, furthering, confronting, convoluting, cluttering, uncluttering, blended, seared, braised, flipped, flopped, yinned & yanged, deposited, withdrew, resigned, transacted, locational, vocational, benchable, unblemished, untarnished, defect-free, amassing, tacking, tacked, clocked, cloaked, draped, coiffed, deft, deaf, bereft, squelched, squonked, squeaked, squeaky clean, swanky, Swoosie-ed, glaring, glamming, comatose, spayed, stomached, ribbed, lunged, lingered, languished, lauded, applauded, cowered, cowardiced, submissive, altruistic, philanthropic, anthropologic, humanistic, realistic, pragmatic, anthropomorphic, putative, enriched, ruptured, piloted, bombadiered, warped, plundered, pillaged, pillowed, pounced, prying, plowing, devouring, binding, tormented, resilient, resentful, scornful, earned, rescinded, retracted, redacted, ungracious, tankered, tinctured, instinctured, uninsured, unsure, turbulent, turbocharged, garaged, nestled, nuzzled, skulled, schooled, ruled, entropied, randometry, bonged, banged, bettered, bothered, trollered, trolleyed, jetted, wagoned, bucketed, bracketed, bitched, conscientious, conscious, consenting, rigged, ragged, dragged, dragooned, sassy, gassy, impish, retinued, retina-ed, eyesore, awry, snidely, whiplashed, contrasted, discontinued, disabled, quatrogenarian, ovarian, ornitharian, authoritative, dismembered, treed, bambooed, grassed, hewn, gruff, corporeal, elaborated, exposed, extended, puffed, chuffed, stuffed, bluffed, fluffed, muffed, toughened, hardened, armored, sturdied, secured, stabilized, controlled, uncontrollable, conflagrated, consummated, conjugated, procrastinated, endemic, acronymic, linear, geometric, pantheistic, corrosive, erosive, Eros-ive, exercised, unintelligible, evangelical, permissive, conditional, botanical, hyperactive, hibernating, hyperboled, staling, basking, tisking, tasking, endowed, repealed, pealed, peeled, unpeeled, shelled, nutted, sprouted, spruced, oaken, sadistic, sneakered, bookended, bookwormed, hauled, sprawled, hawed, halled, hacksawed, hailed, knocked, knacked, knowledgeable, know-it-all, noteworthy, coagulating, consorting, imploring, insignifi-freakin’-icant, goobered, gobbled, glacial, endomorphic, transitional, waxy, flimsy, allegorical, rhetorical, pastelled, pumiced, promised, Unitarian, stiffed, rued, sued, blued, exuding, intruding, widening, swallowing, swarming, symphonic, demographmatized, hounded, hollered, collared, cullard, colored, flubbered, guttered, hilted, lamed, mopped, nupt, eruptive, irreplaceable, mute, aloof, proof, proofed, proven, provincial, provident, patriarchical, hierarchical, oligarchical, allegorical, unattentive, ambulatory, exploratory, reformatory, halfway, in the way, on the way, outta the way, day to day, workaday, holidaying, vacationing, visiting, unannounced, heralded, bearded, ponytailed, shorn, shown, present tensed, pathed, picnicking, nitpicking, panicking, postulating, posteriored, post-modernized, art decoized, chastised, embraced, entrusted, encrusted, caterwauling, cantilevering, canteloping, anteloping, endearing, ibexing, apexing, ascending, overseer, leader, believer, retriever, St. Bernarded, bayed, bade, banned, barnyarded, storm drained, champagned, Shamooed, shampooed, repeated, grimy, purified, deactivated, esoteric, axiomatic, existential, exhorting, extorting, exporting, exposing, espousing, entailing, medicated, remastered, bannistered, barristered, grooved, puled, pelted, smelted, dealt it, delta-ed, aggrandized, compartmentalized, fidgety, fragged, frooged, splurged, expunged, tarped, marinated, extemporaneous, afflicted, unburdened, impassioned, compassionate, deluged, refugeed, plopping, plotting, scheming, screaming, blanked, blanketed, blinking, beaconing, affrighting, alchemizing, menacing, mimicking, ulterior, inferior, boarded, horded, perjorative, abhorrent, exultant, encamped, enshrouded, shrouded, dimpled, crimped, cramped, stunned, blistering, breakneck, artifacted, multi-faceted, dicked, dickered, dickensed, licensed, licentious, offensed, defensive, exorbitant, unequivocal, implicated, unreasoned, ingratitudinalist, padded, piddled, prattled, stubbled, stubby, denizened, staked, steaked, raked, railed, worthy, tittering, teetering, tottering, totaling, dove-tailed, pidgeon-toed, hawk-eyed, eagle-eyed, pie-eyed, diatribed, tribulated, tributaried, testosteroned, neglected, worrisome, thoughtful, provoking, ambered, clamored, waggled, wincing, omnivorous, obvious, ramshackled, reported, interviewed, succumbing, pleasing, yodeling, swaddling, waddling, wading, splashing, splishing, polishing, bathing, uneventful, awful, lawful, truthful, hopeful, wishful, pancreatic, intestinal, refortified, stimulated, arched, arced, archaic, arcane, Machiavellian, bestrode, imbibed, imbedded, unwedded, unheaded, unbreaded, unsalted, uneaten, orbited, arbitrated, bastioned, sanctioned, sponsored, mentored, hovered, clovered, tumbleweeding, tangle footed, flat-footed, outta step, outta reach, outta options, oughta know better, magnanimous, deprocating, decorating, glamorizing, outta the box, unqualified, memorized, unrecognizable, scant, brusque, belled, gelded, castrated, eunuched, necromanced, necrosised, Sasquatchable, carnivalled, caromed, annihilated, abetted, bleaked, beaked, bisqued, biscuited, bisquicked, genuflected, germinated, originated, bayoneted, beveled, routed, routered, floundering, feeble, smidgeoned, smudged, smeared, cantankerous, weebled, citrionic, bionic, ionic, sardonic, colloquial, solicitous, metropolitan, temperate, distempered, tampered, tamped, epidural, rheumatoid, Rastafarian, crustacean, caballeroed, pinpointed, panthered, pantheonic, agronomic, sonic, spoofed, cultured, ballyhooed, briefed, debriefed, porched, perched, penchanted, pendanted, braceletted, foresworn, engulfed, empowered, demogogical, roundabout, tantalized, heuristic, tantamount, demitassed, outta control, stabbed, peninsular, retarded, bloopered, tiered, restless, roared, roused, aroused, musty, blustery, inimitable, pseudo, exceptional, circumstantial, inconsequential, statisticked, contributory, charismatic, waned, deplaned, dyspeptic, impudent, portaled, impostered, imprudent, incredible, inedible, ineligible, slowing, comporting, misinformed, mothered, fathered, slung, young, high-strung, Jungian, Cartesian, courtesanned, militant, eminent, immanent, imminent, in a minute, immutable, coquettish, diminutive, crocheted, darted, punny, harrumphed, sugar-coated, double-dipped, bungeed, bangled, spangled, boggled, goggled, granulated, marbled, merely, unleavened, televised, telestrated, menstruated, Mensaed, protruded, humveed, hummed, hummered, humored, whelped, walloped, wango-tangoed, bingoed, tonged, tongued, far-flung, far out, far-fetched, demure, descrecrated, carping, harping, harpooning, bearish, bullish, boorish, abolished, absolutionist, velvet, well-met, factoid, humanoid, droid, dilapidated, druidic, warlocked, war-mongering, Mongolian, hoarding, hordeing, antimonious, platitudinal, annoyed, attitudinal, eventual, preventable, role-played, rolled over, rolled up, hot-rolled, hot-rodded, boss, bossy, craniacked, iconoclastic, Ipanemaed, espressoed, Fed Exed, disproportionate, marvelous, marveled at, admired, transcendental, meditative, mediating, admonished, astonished, autopsied, buried, eulogized, martyred, sated, saturated, spatulaed, whisked, muscular, catastrophic, mind-numbing, plumbed, plummeting, pressured, sand-blasted, reconfigured, rabid, rapid, recidivist, traditionalist, neophyte, neaveau riche, old money, bit o’ honey, adrenal, phosphorescent, unleaded, immaculate, gee-willickered, clandestine, overt, lacquered, lingering, lecturing, lilting, squished, squashed, squirmy, mealy-mouthed, extenuated, attenuated, phased, phrased, disapproving, dichotomized, ladled, cradled, crawled, scrawled, scowled, scolded, askance, obelisked, legendary, illegitimate, misinterpreted, mishandled, misshapen, misunderstood, foolhardy, vanguardy, complementary, supplementary, complimentary, Pandoraed, papal, pappied, poppied, schlappied, spammed, ramrodded, rosy, roistered, chickened, henpecked, drabbled, doldrummed, ruelessly, ruthlessly, disheartened, revamped, lipped, looped, sporked, sparked, sparkled, snickered, musketeered, weird, landlorded, awarded, rewarded, rewrapped, unwrapped, gadabouting, butterflied, girdled, heeled, healed, unhealthy, indubitable, idiomatic, idiosyncratic, ringed, rang, rungm wrung, wrung out, hung out to dry, bombarded, compounded, parenthetical, elliptical, equitable, noncommittal, hard-won, macheted, confetti-ed, riced, railing, whirligigged, thingamajigged, mountainous, plain, tapped, topped, toppled, thesped, ornamental, thirsted, invested, vestige, vestal, vegetative, plasmatic, hyperextended, mellowed, softened, cooled, encouraged, entouraged, miscarriaged, mnemonic, catatonic, influential, influenza-ed, fevered, fervent, firmamental, ceremonial, indistinguishable, distinguished, distinctive, developed, dioceed, divorced, unhorsed, unsaddled, untroubled, headsetted, hellbent, heavensent, blogging, binging, purging, pamphletting, auctioneering, ardent, ironed, pedestalled, post-scripted, prescribed, anticipatory, congratulatory, regulatory, infamous, disingenuous, deciduous, decimated, decibeled, Jezebel-ed, bumpered, caroused, carouselled, karma-ed, carameled, crazy, craisined, raisined, powdered, floured, floored, flowered, flourishing, flurried, snow-flaked, flaked, tartarred, pan-seared, pantalooned, caramelized, tingled, skimping, primping, chimping, championing, chumming, chummy, hamstered, haberdashed, suave, squandered, debonair, devil-may-care, have a care, careless, carcinogenic, cryogenic, hedge-o-matic, hegemonetic, magma displaced, displaced, Archimedian, polemic, ptolemic, mercurial, auto-harped, harpied, lycanthroped, nincompooped, nozzled, nor-eastered, Christmassed, trebled, brambled, Chesired, frumaged, pilgrimmed, sojourned, wainscoting, whickered, absurd, obsidian, shivved, spleened, expedient, deductible, thrusted, dusted, grahamed, Gram-med, anagrammed, abstinent, obstinate, harlequinned, penny-ante, petty, clay-headed, dunderheaded, pigheaded, overheated, vetted, vetoed, untimely, overcharged, predominant, myopic, Nordic, vanquished, xenophobic, jingoistic, apportioned, apparitioned, partitioned, sheened, shined, shinned, destitute, resolute, won’t compute, commuted, certifiable, acceptable, perceptible, primordial, potpourried, scurried, interloped, anteloped, lollapaloozaed, palookaed, bazookaed, patent, patented, patient, complacent, cindered, scrimmaged, punted, divisional, super, ducked, pigeoned, pigeon-holed, pigeon-toed, undersold, phlegmatic, dogmatic, sized, up, rhapsodic, pharphegnuugenned, Faranheited, Celsiused, Kelvinated, gravitated, electromagnetic, massive, voluminous, iced, arrayed, portrayed, masqueraded, bequeathed, stern, phlegmmy, sigma-ed, gamma-ed, radioed, residualized, resided, abounding, abundant, acrobatic, uninitiated, quixotic, vernal, exotic, paradoxical, hoaxed, coaxialed, wired up, fired up, geared up, disentangled, dissenting, unscented, descended, whimpering, kinked, winked, scrimped, singed, singled, doubled, tripled, homered, scoured, scavenged, salvaged, salivating, assailed, Salvadorian, dormant, doormatted, matted, miniscule, minutaed, abridged, appalled, rambunctious, phalanxed, lax, relaxed, necessitated, postponed, alibied, brailled, picketed, ticketed, brisk, brisketed, uncorked, wined, brandied, chocolatted, latte-ed, preambled, alma matered, aluminumed, embarked, disembarking, Noah’s Arking, Joan of Arcing, repasting, reporting, reposing, unbeknownst, gentrified, sheeted, cheated, cheetahed, elephantiled, reptilian, mammalian, marooned, moronic, moreovered, eerie, electioneering, lampooned, lambasted, basted, goldened, hobbled, hobbited, inhabited, tailed, toiled, tenderized, salsa-ed, solo-ed, soldered, strewn, parsleyed, per se-ed, decorated, concatenating, dispatching, anecdotal, fortune-telling, protagonistic, polygonned, pylonned, primitive, ever was, ever will be, governed, supercalif…alidotious, regenerative, framed, Framptoned, zapped, listing (the list kind), plum, crisping, crispy, plethoric, planetoidal, plattitudinal, platypussed, non-plussed, dobermained, Supermanned, ubermanned, spacemanned, astronautical, nautical, biomechanical, upbeat, retreating, be-bopping, jazzed, tuckered, rain-soaked, snowed in, snowed over, lived in, taken in, halogenned, districted, spied out, trouble free, accident-free, secessionist, local, bifocaled, suspendered, necktied, bolaed, garroted, gamuted, suited, scooting, boy scouting, boy howdying, boy oh boy-ing, obeying, baying, venerated, atoned, attuned, attritioned, atrophied, weak-kneed, cankled, knock-kneed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, groined, gulled, gilled beguiled, daffodiled, armadilloed, piccoloed, envisioned, excommunicated, strait-jacketed, retained, Ulysseed, bad-seeded, unseated, undercut, unseeded, drubbed, glugged, afternooned, sunsetting, sacrosanct, sanctuaried, equestrian, tomfoolering, fun n’ gaming, board-gaming, Estonian, bakalianated, alienated, alien, Barding, building, trotting, trolleying, tra-la-laing, Peter Pipered, Mother Goosed, Peter Panned, Dr. Suessing, sluiced, panned, dynamited, dirty-bombed, genocidal, disharmonious, onward, upward, cloven, vacuumed, swept, swept up, swept away, vacuum-sealed, vacuum-packed, vacuous, malodorous, vivacious, vascillating, vlasicked, broomed, uprooted, baroomed, caroming, cariboued, Elton Johned, excaliburred, feng shuied, jinxed, trinketed, pawned, rooked, knighted, bishopped, teleprompted, telethoned, propaned, twosomed, foreplayed, four-bangered, banger & mashed, fish n’ chipped, Barcelona-ed, Pamplona-ed, protestant, method-acted, gemmed, Oh No You Didn’ted, droopy-drawered, drawn & quartered, drawered, closeted, bookcased, box-setted, setee-ed, whatsihoozitted, what’s it to ya-ed, vigilante-ed, dead-ringered, doorbelled, summoned, wafered, puttin’ on the Ritz, blitzing, blitzkrieging, salutating, salubrious, restauranteered, whined, spelunked, armied, confederated, federalized, marshaled, staged, embargoed, fruitarian, nebular, interstellar, mosaicked, collaged, decoupaged, massaged, cryptographic, manly, duded, abiding, Coened, covenned, convened, craven, crowed, crowded, coveted, uncovered, undercover, angelic, rabbled, rabble-rousing, cumened, cinnamoned, acumenical, ecumenical, eucharistic, euchre-istic, Samsonized, Simpsonized, South Parked, Family Guyed, kingmaker, ring-bearer, forbearer, portered, pocketed, switch-bladed, trousered, fitted, fit to be tied, tied down, tidal, titled, titular, titillating, tickled, tackled, outta smokes, larking, murking, lurking, lurching, full of malarkey, draconian, rotored, philandering, wallflowered, wallpapering, doughnutted, muffined, moored, maneaten, magisterial, jettisoned, Jetsoned, stetsoned, whetstoned, praiseworthy, spongeworthy, Carpathian, valleyed, rainbowed, vestibuled, dilly-dallying, dallying, side-saddled, copyrighted, trademarked, underwritten, broken out, broken up, broken down, venereal, free-associative, brainstorming, barnstorming, august, plaintive, plaintiffed, wigged, wagged, whigged, podiumed, bodhisattva-ed, metronomed, anointed, clopped, eloped, byzantize, savois-faire-ed, Robespierre-ed, Richeliu-ed, eschewed, isthmussed, jackaloped, quantized, crystallized, autobahnned, anagrammed, monogrammed, apoplectic, discipled, crucified, resurrected, mischevious, marmaladed, flibbity-flubbity, taciturn, tacit, episodic, chloroformed, shepherded, shoplifted, Arthurian, Manchurian, old-fashioned, chiffarobed, ottomaniacal, after-burnered, scrivenly, obliterated, ritualistic, tactile, fractaled, fraternized, fictional, pulchritudinous, megalomaniacal, unsignifiable, possumed, squirreled, pack-ratted, pockmarked, slammed, slummed, slimmed, slimed, slalomed, antioxidant, multitudinous, mutinous, mutated, veneered, behooved, hickory-dickoried, docked, hydroponic, subsonic, substantiated, impressionable, magnetic, amortized, irrefutable, Ruebenesque, statuesque, grotesque, sprained, hastened, hasped, hapless, napless, knelling, viodeered, voaled, striated, swaggering, inertial, initial, official, preminiscent, paper-hatted, churning, voiced, gypsied, gypped, gymmed, acrimonious, acrylic, synthetic, synthesized, sequenced, bummered, recouped, cou d-etated, Godzilla-ed, cowbelled, Gorgoned, orced, hot-dogged, soireed, barricading, emphysema-ed, pleated, cartoned, cartooned, catacombed, mauseleumed, museumed, tasteful, wasteful, boastful, wascally, tortoised, hob-knobbinmg, hobgoblined, hegemonized, agent, a gent, gentle, gentile, kindled, skittled, monopolized, clued, sorried, passworded, Othello-ed, brotheled, proselytizing, euphemizing, couscoussed, sourpussed, replete, conferred, belfried, shoehorned, robed, shoved, spaded, numerological, epochal, apocryphal, cavitied, cavernous, crested, krilled, jingalinged, rodeoed, tying one on, grey-ghosted, white-knighted, superpowered, Hellenic, Grecian, Athenian, cuspish, astronomical, astrological, Capricorny, Sagittarian, mulled over, mulleted, malleted, pulled over, held over, spermed, whaled, bulbed, bugled, concerto-ed, monotheized, slithering, downright, upright, uptight, vertical, persona non grata, gestating, gas stationed, tarnationed, reparational, reunified, raided, rated, ruddy, flat-lipped, fat-lipped, flared, lashed, galoshed, gushed, slushed, slushy, skirmished, squired, welted, hated, encroachable, semaphored, Aldis-lamped, Aladdin’s-Lamped, parqueted, parfaited, lemonaided, saddle-soaped, soap-on-a-roped, tangerined, lit, zygotic, xylophonic, phonic, phonetic, frenetic, in perpetuity, perpetrating, jack-o-lanterned, barbequed, beefed, lambed, porked, vealed, veiled, ostensibly, plinked, pinked, rarified, dried, freeze-framed, inane, buffaloed, lewd, sandpapered, Stravinskyed, skee-balled, velcroed, velocitous, volcanic, largessed, alert, largest, armageddoned, terpsechordian, pert, turgid, camelbacked, juniored, partnered, impaired, marina-ed, dry-docked, dry-socketed, socketed, sickened, hyperkinetic, thermal, geothermal, geographic, argyled, gargoyled, guernseyed, geysered, landmarked, edge-watered, waterfallen, corpulent, copulating, stockpiling, recessing, reassessing, hashed, hashmarked, hokey, honked, perjured, perfumed, performed, troughed, truffled, raffled, enviable, Teutonic, tectonic, stellar, starstruck, star-crossed, moonstruck, sunburned, hypodermic, hypothesized, hypothetical, occidental, macramé-ed, marmaduked, Dino-ed, defragmented, fragile, shuffled off, shipped off, sent away, prodigal, papoosed, wigwammed, teepeed, T.P.’ed, tented, skedaddled, rolly-polly, laminating, curvy, parabolic, stilacticated, Fonzied, Elvised, unsupervised, subpar, bogeyed, boogying, bug-eyed, wide-eyed, buggying, boogie-boarding, snowboarding, skiing, surfing, turfing, tufted, benevolent, polysyllabic, syllabussed, bussed, pasta-ed, mucked in, hawkish, ointmented, upholstered, holstered, lanced, freelanced, photographed, parboiled, cubed, seraphimmed, cherubimmed, exerted, maggoted, amuletted, bloodlet, shouldering, shouldering bluebirds, gigantic, gaeic, tissued, fissured, fractioned, fused, factioned, fictioned, tommygunned, limpid, traipsing, undulating, sauntered, bernaised, hollandaized, irredeemable, nuptualed, enzymatic, charlatanned, Charlemagned, carpet-bagged, rat-a-tatesque, empty-nested, lascivious, cinched, winched, wenched, bromidian, aspirated, aspirined, scooped, straited, scorched, pigmented, preeminent, preliminary, parlanced, parlayed, accented, accentuated, anesthetized, attentive, stirruped, rasped, stratified, raspy, dallient, diligent, vigilant, blarneyed, basilisked, basiled, vamoosing, moosed, cadre-ed, commentated, potent, impotent, impervious, inert, valenced, gazebo-ed, corn-rowed, adolescing, redolent, rotary, milfed, muffled, amorphous, amphibious, Darwinian, unibrowed, predictable, wang-chunged, well-hung, well endowed, undoubtable, cogito ergo summed, decarted, cartographic, videodromed, thunderdomed, mad maxxed, to the max, without equal, chanceless, Chaunceyed, thermonuclear, thermometered, sphygmomometered, memento-ed, momentous, monumental, denouemental, making hay, making do, making change, cleaved, sporing, sparring, chromosomed, Zionistic, palpable, secratarried, stenographed, bailiffed, kneweled, shelf-papered, neighborly, neighing, naysaying, nay-ing, aye-ing, waterlogged, gut-wrenching, where it hurts, sarcophagussed, mummified, vectoring, vescering, prepositional, alliterating, free-associating, common-manned, commando-ed, mercenary, Schwartzeneggered, Hoovered, hootered, hooted, meloned, melonaded, Homestarred, sabotticalled, bongo-ed, cunga-ed, castanetted, tympanic, thankful, spurious, miserly, blithering, Theismanned, alabaster, conservative, canaried, coal-mined, pepper-potted, Full Montied, driftwooding, prosaic, isotonal, isometric, mimeographed, Xeroxed, facsimiled, CGI-ed, heads-up-displayed, touch-screened, windbreakered, rainsuited, encored, saxophonic, Hammondated, scritched, scratched, yawping, yelping, back-in-blackened, sparrowed, pantomimed, ill-reputed, hookered, snookered, fatigued, defamatory, mandrilled, Romulussed, Rhemussed, browbeaten, brown-outed, predisastered, heinous, hideous, Schenectable, Costeau-ed, phishing, Duh!-ed, talk-to-the-handed, overeaten, leeched, lecherous, libidinous, libelous, unrivaled, unreveled, revelating, biospheric, spherical, circular, extra-dimensional, slutty, whore-mongering, in-yer-facing, arbitrarializing, Jack & Jilled, jackaled, Jackaled, hillbillied, billabonged, ping-ponged, maitre-d’ed, consierged, seiged, besieged, under siege, seized, berserk, hoopless, epitomized, called ahead, called upon, called off, cautious, rubber-nosed, rubber-hosed, winged of foot, full of baloney, baloneying, aglitter, aflutter, jalopied, jalapeno-ed, banjo-ed, bangoliered, languid, beleaguered, legionnaired, legioned, lesioned, looppinned, ipso facto-ed, abracadabra-ed, alikazammed, shazammed, dungeoned, desegregated, notaried, probiscussed, perilous, bubblegummed, myriad, pyramided, backlined, excremental, redoubtable, subtle, etch-a-sketched, coatchecked, genuflecting, poodled, oodled, canoodling, nibbed, nippled, narwhaled, legumed, lentilated, Rosencrantzed, Guildensterned, Plinko-ed, crepe-ing, crepapering, paper-macheing, crayoning, crooning, Aristophenized, asphyxiated, pulped, fricasseed, pureed, umbrous, counterintelligenced, beauty-queened, high-falootin’, whooping, trampolining, marzipanned, pretensible, presidential, prudential, falconed, albatrossed, thrown under the bus, token, tuked, Mesopotamian, Phoenician, Arabic, ice-capped. Icebreakering, doctoring, proctoring, hip-hopping, festering, gobbed, baubled, butanical, Buchananated, Nixoned, bush league, bartering, road-to-ruined, instantaneous, snapshotted, waxotic, interdisciplinary, leprechauned, collaborated, incontinent, rapscallioned, microfiched, hypochondriatic, semper-fiable, inaugural, lame-ducked, lone wolfed, bacchanal, raspberrying, tee totaling, gun-toting, grindstoned, sublimated, subprime, enamoured, enameled, denigrated, inebriated, callisthenic, borderline, boundaried, bordering, cartonized, hydrogenised, oxygenated, Epsom-salted, home-remedied, homeward bound, lost and found, outta ground, outta my noggin, boffo, Bambi-ed, boo-boop-dee-dooped, beebopareebopped, buffooned, bozoed, commenced, compassed, brided, composted, initialed, prequalified, amplified, egalitarian, hullaballooed, slickery, luddite, precipitous, christened, shindigging, debutanted, dilettanted, détente-ed, detentioned, detensioned, inasmuch, notwithstanding, your humble servant, intriguing, incessant, exselsiored, reprinted by permission, spindled, thumbnailed, thumbtacked, tacky, unabridged, pushpinned, Post-It Noted, thimbled, appended, scourpadded, unfiltered, fetid, fated, soufflé-ed, fonted, recurring, recruiting, snap-to-ed, tiptoed, loggerjammed, hermaphroditic, penalty shot, frisbeed, Cosby-ed, Pinkertoned, gum-shoed, grousing, inundating, Posturpedic, prickly, porcupined, opined, oxymoronic, zealous, overzealous, pebbled, dippity-doo-ed, grease-monkeyed, carnuba-ed, Krakatoic, Alpian, apian, oscillating, perpetudinal, masterblastered, can-canned, minuetted, waltzed, pirouetted, holistic, hypotenary, ethnographic, positronic, psionic, heathen, heathered, sesame-ed, Open Sesame-ed, archangeled, coniferous, prothonotarian, exhibitionistic, telegrammed, telegraphed, telegraphic, extra-sensory, emulsified, rigor mortised, funneled, funnel-caked, aplomberant, crippled, conquistadored, matadored, adored, adoring, adorned, in born, inbred, in vitero, in utero, viceroyed, entre voused, entre nous-ed, vis-à-vis-ed, nom de plumed, Notre Damed, ectoplasmic, plantationed, what-in-tarnationed, hermitted, crabby, side-stepping, fiddler-crabbed, chameleoned, hearsed, rehearsed, trebucheted, magnum-opussed, piece d’ resistanced, jazzing, mutinying, halcyoned, in the gloaming, gloomy, gloom n’ doomed, roomy, broomy, voracious, hungry, appetitic, spitballed, seeing what sticks, tribbled, mind-melded, twice-baked, half-cocked, broasted, hosiered, hoosiered, clothiered, clergied, clothed, disrobed, seminarian, workshopped, show-stopping, reprobated, bounty hunted, taxied, repossessed, possessive, everest, resting, predilectionary, dictionarying, encyclopedic, fandangled, newfangled, newfound, necrophilic, pterydactical, nosferatu-ed, pistoned, handcrafted, handmade, some assembly required, footloose, fancy-free, tape-measured, footlighted, flippered, consternant, iffy, awed, awled, awesome, awestruck, baned, bladdered, spinal, blissful, ribald, mocking, awning, run amok, skanky, crack-whored, yondered, cantered, ilked, illicit, Esmeralda-ed, horn-of-plentied, heaping, heebeejeebee-ed, frantic, kersplatted, kerplunked, kerplooied, onomatopoetic, reeking, quotiental, quarantined, quivering, quaking, quacking, quartering, constellational, frank and beaned, formaldehyded, insipid, mired, sired, sirened, serene, pent up, inconvenienced, insoluble, unsalvageable, countersunk, in absentia, absent, absinthed, epee-ed, ibidded, encoded, unbridled, blue-blooded, red-blooded, galactic, tallying, tarrying, carrioned, shake n’ baked, bric-a-bracked, hackysacked, bare boned, carte blanche, a la carted, dutch-treated, well met, goodness saked, burdensome, Rockwellian, rotweilered, rumpussed, rumpled, shucking, jiving, lavish, lavished, elaborative, esophageal, gallon-sized, ragamuffined, dialectic, viscillitudinal, primeval, autumnal, egged, egged on, edged, zigged, zagging, plastering, plastered, blotto, gone, bizarre, unassailing, sabled, calbled, gabled, naveled, nasal, vast, quilled, ‘Quil-ed, silted, studded, studied, knick-knacked, paddiwhacked, paddy wagoned, lagging, luging, steeplechasing, marathoned, javelined, pole-vaulted, sucker punched, lapse, elapsed, batteried, bedraggled, flowery, unattested, sworn, ired, erring, oaring, unconditional, considerable, considerate, consummate, pea-brained, caned, shimmied, jimmied, frumious, slithy, mimsy, wary, wiry, vorpal, verbal, meted, meatheaded, prestigious, pixie-dusted, cropdusted, assetted, acetated, scissored, exacto-ed, hodgepodged, thoomed, Ruthian, anabolicized, cotter-pinned, cavalcaded, cavalried, Caldered, caviared, five-starred, signatured, authentic, window dressing, canning, jarring, ajar, afar, innyed, Waldo-ed, waldorfed, going forth, going crazy, going for broke, in the vanguard, irascible, on point, on message, quashed, authenticated, rubric, ascerbic, absorbing, horse hockeyed, hooved, horsehaired, hairbrushed, airbrushed, photoshopped, gristled, vultured, jiminy cricketed, crittered, craiglisted, Facebooked, friended, friendly, dot-commed, baleful, wherewithaled, whitherthougoestic, whodunited, theatering, theatrical, theocratical, egomaniacal, amenable, precipitating, prescriptionary, what the doctor ordered, indoctrinated, rubbish, halted, gestalted, exalted, exulted, genre-ed, strafed, lateral, nettled, clip-clopping, unbundled, finger-lickin’, rednecked, moonshined, enclaved, vespered, Vespa-ed, virtuous, aqueous, aquarian, mythological, impenetrable, fortressed, fortified, penetrating, running with scissors, stimpmetered, hurly-burlyed, glocked, grokked, locked n’ loaded, stowawayed, camaraderian, clashing, halyerded, whipporwilled, trilled, trembling, estimable, door-to-door, drivel, snockered, hoodwinked, flippant, glib, jibed, jibbed, jabbed, giberrished, doled out, impedimented, roadblocked, podiumed, per diemed, saffron, donned, duffled, abrupt, erupted, corrupted, corroded, rusty, cruising, born, lemured, limericked, palindromed, cyclotronned, covalent, semiconductive, circulatory, circulated, circa 1961, chemical, calculating, inculcating, depraved, paved, pawed, firebranded, parchmented, demonized, matter-of-facted, liquified, solidified, slowed, cradle-robbing, dealt, ostentatious, opulent, ocular, heartbroken, battle-tested, weary, haunting, figmented, peeping, skullfucked, rapine, repelling, rappelling, amputated, repulsed, curtsied, him-hawwing, breathtaking, parlay-vousing, varoomed, exhumed, verbose, verboten, rickety, making a racket, rinky-dinked, droned, vertebrate, rickshawed, creaky, chaste, creepy, uninvolved, unresolved, unsolved, peregrinned, penguinned, Doolittled, sensational, vegamatic, reckoning, lubricated, convergent, cogent, cuckhold, sombrero-ed, tentative, rebutted, remitted, olfactory, perjuring, lumbering, appealing, skeeved, seminal, up for air, getting good air, airheaded, bullrushed, malcontented, exfoliate, malapropos-ed, hinterlanded, predispositioned, dispositioning, indicted, taloned, adhesed, roadkill, transmutable, indigent, indigenous, rooting, underdogged, bouillabaissed, ligamented, tendoned, bony, ebony, tendrilled, rearranged, stovetopped, stovepiped, primped, skimped, skim, skimpy, scammed, scabbed, dirigibled, zeppelined, gliding, soaring, hang-gliding, free and easy, carefree, litigious, religious, glandular, grandiose, zip-tied, tippy-toed, tuliped, desolate, mistered, apprenticed, journeymanned, gerrymandered, passive-aggressive, sociopathic, empathic, pathological, marlayed, carpeted, balked, dredged, dirged, accordioned, according, accounting, classifying, obituaried, soccered, succored, suckered, all-day-suckered, soccer-mommed, limber, timbered, logged, dogged, propensitory, compulsory, anti-inflammatory, amino-ed, casino-ed, DeNiro-ed, Pacino-ed, pachinko-ed, pinochled, drip-dried, bonafide, putated, pupated, potato-ed, inadmissible, mirandized, Dionysian, tumored, tutored, tutelaged, fueselaged, pupiled, puma-ed, cruddy, craggy, cartileged, cynical, sarcastic, instilled, bibled, preachy, testimonializing, testifying, commemorating, temeritous, emeritussed, meritorious, car-chasing, snowballed, tsunamied, sumo-ed, aloha-ed, lei-ed, ripped open, gift-wrapped, action-packed, that’s a fact, hurdy-gurdied, gridironed, antlered, unicorned, chugging, chugging along, getting some, grainy, garrulous, going platinum, with a bullet, chimichanga-ed, enchilada-ed, burrito-ed, neato, scatological, kleptomaniacal, in continuum, continual, continuous, geared, interlocked, put up, pandemoniumed, deified, gratuitous, laughtracked, applause-metered, petered, petunia-ed, at theaters now, after the game, missing the game, gamey, chewy, scrunchied, legwarmered, legged out, pegged out, puckered, tuckered out, crimson, schitzoid, androidian, alerted, on alert, alarming, snoozing, homunculus, syndromed, pleasured, pleasuredomed, circumcised, pariahed, parried, stewarded, ditto-ed, dick-fingered, indexing, plutocratic, concrete, rummage-saled, expectorated, voodooed, tranquil, tensed up, tranquilized, impoverished, adenoidal, consternated, incentivized, occupying, occulted, curt, geening, getting take-out, drive-thru-ed, out to lunch, on the air, airwaved, lunching, zephyred, balmy, rollicking, running the gamut, gauntleted, gaunt, glinting, petroleumed, slabbed, slathered, slipshod, untrodden, cankered, quagmired, virulent, petulant, zippity-doo-dahhed, scalawagged, chugalugging, oompah-ed, oompa-loompa-ed, Willy Wonka-ed, parasoled, surried, scurrilous, curried, frivolous, merengued, meringue-ed, melanged, megalopolissed, policed, pincered, plooked, pledged, eensy-weensied, tinied, shriveled, reefed, duned, tradewinded, dwindled, fretted, pilfered, nabbed, packed out, crapped out, mohawked, skinheaded, washtubbed, maized, margarined, casserole-ed, stromboli-ed, pituitary, willy-nilly, chequered, checkered, checking it twice, rectified, resolved, check-bouncing, checkmated, checkmarked, langoliered, high-wired, outside the lines, coitus-interruptussed, buttressed, boutineered, corsaged, corsaired, Cinco de Mayo-ed, mayonnaissed, bayou-ed, banqueted, briquetted, queued, cliquey, pal-ing around, malling, mauling, messaging, empressed, unimpressive, impressive, superimposed, chauvinistic, haven-ing, mavened, mavericked, dingo-ed, stallioned, cubicled, photo albumed, mammoth, wooly, memorialized, rematerializing, braggarted, niggard, attaché-ed, airhorned, bullhorned, horny, cornucopia-ed, bullheaded, bootstrapped, tetrissed, impresario-ed, interim, tremelo-ed, stereo-ed, curled up in a ball, bawling, milestoned, millstoned, water-wheeled, roller-coastered, ferris-wheeled, merry-go-rounded, octopussed, shipwrecked, nautilussed, pumping iron, turned on my ear, turntabled, disc-jockeyed, jockeying, knapsacked, landscaped, scenic, taped, tapired, talcumed, baby-powdered, diaper-rashed, dogwooded, haunched, haunted, barrel-chested, opthamized, grunged, ground under, harpsichordian, virtuoso-ed, jeeped, rendezvousing, formulaic, ebullient, embolismic, pineappled, larded, crème-brulaised, bullied, neophytic, rookied, goulashed, haggissed, playing through, playing the thing, playing, plying, plying my wares, buyer-bewary, contemporary, modernistic, malnourished, ulcered, agonizing, tubercular, vernacularable, spirographed, topographic, beamed up, fairy-godmothered, armada-ed, accredited, associative, promissorial, superintendented, hinting, mismanaged, brandishing, brandying, fiddlesticked, fatherlanded, dangled, bojangled, Pied Pipered, down on my luck, award-winning, dapper, pallbeared, overcoated, second coated, crucibled, suitable for framing, coming soon, whistling a tune, outta tune, afterglowing, semestered, quartermastered, grandmastered, marquised, clanned, mixmastered, Yes, master-ed, gaping, carping, crepe-ed, car-pooling, pooling, pool-manned, billiarded, gardened, Madison Avenue-ed, quirky, hee-hawing, suppositioned, prepositioned, depositioned, deposed, see-sawing, teeter-tottering, dotty, jestered, chested, undertaken, tokenized, toe-jammed, jammed, djembe-ing, paddling, philateling, etymologizing, edificial, gospeling, scripturing, homilizing, tapping, tapped out, talapia-ed, tipped, tipping, tipped over, Butters-ed, buttering up, escorted, executored, comptrolled, beakered, plasmazoic, phantasmic, phantomed, mummed, Mummered, jackbooted, gainsaying, checkerboarded, sea-legged, three-legged, trigonometric, Golden Ratio-ed, youtubed, dug, bugged, pierced, berried, baritoned, altitudinal, auspicious, big-banged, mandolinned, man-to-manned, manne,d minded, mounded, mindful, sounded, decreed, town-cried, woebegotten, glottal-stopped, stopped up, steeped, stepped, steepled, steep, strepped, discerning, utteranced, exclamatory, disdainful, probationary, possessed, inexorcisable, magna-cum-laude-ed, Merlinned, fishsticked, filleted, flayed, flavored, fete-ed, affaired, flaring, flying, farsighted, short-sighted, in the moment, half-pinted, callous, calloused, cross-eyed, cross-bred, cross-bowed, lunkheaded, harlotted, him-hawed, showering, whetting, wetting, snorkeled, taboo-ed, tangy, tart, sour, amassed, amidst, amongst, C’mon-ed, Macbethian, Orwellian, stick-to-itistic, dictioned, landlubbered, transgendered, petered out, gendered, biking, hiking, knickerbockered, jhodpurred, riding-cropped, cropped, knee-highed, high-heeled, thigh-high, riding high, knee-deep, mud-flung, weightless, fanfared, facetting, faucetting, fastening, breakfasting, steppe-ed, rumpa-pum-pummed, ball-bearing, ball-breaking, Wheelerian, self-perpetuating, clikity-clacking, yakity-yakking, yacked, yukking it up, yo-yo-ing, uvular, Yo Yo Ma-ed, yeomanned, Yo!-ed, Yoda-ed, Yankee-ed, yodelay-ee-ho-ed, hoopla-ed, yippee-ed, yippy-yi-oh-ed, hop-a-longed, cocoa-ed, croutoned, salad-barred, buffet-ed, buffeted, sanskritted, symbolized, facile, manifest, abreast, breasted, bonkers, burlesque, barriered, barricaded, zen, horizoned, split, split-leveled, apple-blossomed, blossoming, bosomy, gifeltefished, dim, dim-witted, dim-bulbed, potentiometered, lawmakered, double-checked, double-crossed, alpine, laked, ponded, puddled, streamed, streamlined, harbingered, Hobbesian, exemplary, amniocentitious, onmiversal, farcical, cornholed, holed out, chipped in, empty-netted, nothing but netted, farthinged, coconutted, operable, operative, operatored, operating, eye-dropping, jaw-dropping, kicking the bucket, parroting, vivisectioned, rhythm sectioned, rhythm-methodic, Mephistophelian, Artful Dodging, Dickensian, denubriated, Danubated, Waltzing Matilda-ed, talismanned, spectred, sphinctered, diaphragmed, maximed, beaned, yabba-dabba-doo-ed, wanky, stuffy, snarling, hamming it up, draked, reki-ed, glass-housed, dollhoused, dollied, dolled up, shimmying, laced, interlaced, anthemed, androgynous, inflammatory, mothballed, retaken, touted, rebarred, hippity-hoppity-ed, avid, downtrodden, villaged, down under, parallaxed, infiltrated, Dillingered, slingbladed, Entish, implacable, passing go, all in, posted, e-mailed, E!-ed, flagrant, out of bounds, cock-a-doodled, cockamamie, chinked, admitted, dweeby, foppish, flopsy-tailed, entrailed, viscera-ed, veiny, deveined, demeaning, vain, voicing, on the bandwagon, off the wagon, bandied, lunchpailed, good-humored, humorous, doubled over, belly-laughing, gut-laughing, guttural, belly-dancing, tilt-a-whirled, pharmaceutical, barbituated, amphetamined, preoccupied, ellipsissed, ellipsoidal, ampersanded, on the lamb, boxcarred, locomotive, loco, jamboree-ed, zebra-striped, rolling my own, packing, packing it in, packing it up, packing out, feeling my oats, witchbrewed, beer-battered, canapé-ed, canopied, tot-ed, Not in Kansas, totem-poled, additive, limp-wristed, uttered, punked, flattened, dozered, hit on, hit up, bizarre, bazaared, haphazard, hazardous, fountaining, headboarded, poopdecked, pompadoured, water-lillied, lily-livered, sadsacked, saddlebagged, sandaled, sundialed, dialed in, on your dial, your ray of sunshine, shoeshined, Arc de Triumphed, forestalling, cantilevered, bandana-ed, chiropracted, waxen, flaxen, picadillo-ed, pica-ed, printshopped, overexposed, sold by weight not by volume, shimmed, axed, hatcheried, habitatted, slashing prices, o’erleaping, o’erarching, Stonehenged, Loch Nessed, lackluster, lupine, cowpunched, mezzanined, balconied, orchestrated, guest-hosted, goest-solo-ed, keyed, keyed up, keeled over, thrill-seeking, pill-popping, eye-popping, eyelashed, tongue-lashed, plank-walking, pillow talking, signing, chatterboxed, chattering, clattering, collateral, collaterally damaged, damaged in shipping, dewdropped, dewy, deadstill, playing dead, playing possum, probed, hippodromed, chromedomed, clean-shaven, Yul Brynnered, Mr. Cleaned, beanstalked, olive-branched, olive-oiled, boiled in oil, stakeburned, charred, labyrinthian, Corinthian, Colossused, Coliseumed, aqueducted, guest conducted, Pharisee-ed, oracled, alchemized, brought to life, brought to you by, henny-pennied, whipped to a frenzy, led, Led Zepplined, best dressed, runner-upped, World Champed, rubber-stamped, stoppered, paupered, pampered, rick-paper-scissored, packmuled, sidestepped, scrumpdillyicious, scrabbled, scrimmed, rimjobbed, apple-bobbed, internally narrative, wired, sultry, blue mooned, galloped, Galluped, tallied, motor-rallied, NASCARed, posh, tish-toshed, plutarchical, bass-fishing, seascaped, scabbarded, scarabbed, root-canalled, canalled, cannolied, turduckened, turbaned, turbined, propellered, propelled, dopplegangered, atmospheric, stratospheric, mantled, tugboated, dinghied, merrily-merrily-merrily-merrilied, hop-skip-jumped, white-walled, whitewashed, with added whitening, capped, snowcapped, white-capped, piquied, ghost-ridden, clueless, guised, losing my marbles, pageantried, crystal-balled, ballgowned, bridesmaided, dressed in white, catching bouquets, gartered, hoop-skirted, maudlin, square-jawed, stiff-lipped, stiffarmed, bodychecked, body-slammed, slam-dunked, laid up, dunk-tanked, drunk-tanked, skidmarked, smegmarific, Scooby-doo-ed, scooped, peopled, laying pipe, fucked, lollipopped, Charlie-Browned, peanutty, laired, staple-gunned, chicken-wired, chicken, chicken-hearted, chattled, chatted, pink-slipped, dumbstruck, mouth agape, Bjorn-ed, Bjorked, Nanooked, Eskimo-ed, Eskimo-pied, ice-sculpted, muckraking, mud-flapped, corduroyed, pancaked, overbaked, overstuffed, strumpeted, ghost-written, extension-corded, cordited, TNTed, autographed, autograph-hounded, fanatic, shake rattle n’ rolled, outstripped, window-paned, paned, stain-glassed, glassy, glassy-eyed, sunglassed, cool, too cool for school, dueling, feuding, paneled, contestanted, Monty Halled, pine-scented, pine-tarred, flatbreaded, flat-chested, flatlined, processorial, professorial, jellybeaned, bonneted, southern-belle-ed, beer-bellied, rubbercoated, searsuckered, pinstriped, to the nines, rowdy, arm-wrestled, thumb-wrestled, cupboarded, bluebearded, in the trenches, half n’ halved, spic n’ span, scrubbed clean, coy, alloyed, dappled, petering, pestered, salt-petered, peated, pooted, pooched, Rasputined, horse n’ buggied, bonfied, open fired, fire-brewed, cast, overcast, gray-skied, sunny-sided, sunny side up, jackhammered, crusted over, soft-shoed, tap-danced, tight-lipped, button-lipped, fist-clenching, mattressed, mistressed, liquidating, outta business, chased down, rotted, rote, roto-tilled, roto-rooted, Hottentotted, Archie Bunkered, hulky, somersaulting, cartwheeling, freeballing, going commando, pinwheeled, axle-rodded, axised, pachydermed, big-tented, mainstaged, B-filmed, Puf’n’stuffed, Sleestaked, strangleheld, strangled, choked, chokered, too far gone, toodle-oo-ed, tweeded, tweedle-dee-ed, heigh-diddly-dee-ed, wicked, wickered, finger-jabbed, iterative, promiscuous, sepulchred, sceptered, incensed, incensed, incessant, incestuous, Oepidian, power hungry, power-mongering, powerful, regicidal, silver-plated, plattered, handpainted, hand-turned, intrepid, daring, daring-do-ed, trapezing, trampolined, dashing, swashbuckling, buckled, corseted, time-traveled, snaggle-toothed, sabre-toothed, sabred, minked, stolled, Scrooged, incubated, Patient X-ed, x-ed off, rattled off, scarved, rope-tied, scalped, scalloped, doughy, doughty, doweried, monoclad, hombre-ed, rabbinical, monarched, horned, in the throes, in-ya-go-ed, indignant, indigo-ed, aboriginal, lapdogged, whited out, red-lined, red-eyed, evil-eyed, soothsayered, affy-ed, mighty, wee, smote, smithereened, smothered, slurped, southern fried, country-fried, apropos, photogenic, indemic, treaded, chained, custarded, golemed, columned, formed, deformed, uniformed, leftovered, well-heeled, fatted, tabletted, tabla-ed, sis-boom-bahed, hooched, hootchie-koochie-ed, laid out, belayed, carnivorous, grevious, technical, pinpricked, spitooned, spitted, splittled, spit-turned, yardsticked, yarded, yardarmed, ponyarded, ponied, ponied up, pony-expressed, saged, sangria-ed, ultimatummed, baseboarded, billboarded, horticultured, ham-boned, sim-salabimmed, Pygmalioned, Iliadic, idyllic, odysseyed, oxidized, ragtag, de-emphasized, black-holed, tea-bagged, knee-knocking, knockered, snafu-ed, radared, sonared, fubared, tankarded, flaggoned, flagged, flagellant, flatulent, vaudevillian, crypted, schmucked, oversleeping, marginal, paginated, punchholed, watermarked, schoonered, wind-surfing, skateboarding, parasoling, parasailing, moonwalking, silly-walking, lumberjacked, timbred, tambourined, clave-ed, caved, cavitous, covetous, cacophonous, caveated, appendicized, indivxed, bibliographed, biographed, untidy, tiddly-winked, roughhoused, horseplaying, tugging, tug-o-warring, psyched, totaled, in plain sight, outta sight, termited, term-papered, terminable, indeterminate, humidored, stationery, love-lettered, lettered, agnostic, battleworn, celibate, masturbatory, sown, transommed, tally-manned, chadded, chafed, chaffed, café-ed, vouchsafed, safe at home, afventurous, adversarial, karmic, incarnate, reincarnated, discovered, discographed, reproduced, probate, pronate, spread-eagled, willing, cutleried, cuticled, manicured, pedicured, pedigreed, gene-pooled, daisy-chained, vandalized, graffiti-ed, looted, luted, lucid, picked clean, hickoried, rattaned, wall-to-walled, wallowing, willowing, windswept, windowed, widowed, webbed, wed, said, steady, rough n’ ready, moistened, baptized, glass-bottomed, rough-sketched, innuit, nubile, innuendoed, Montessorian, Monty Pythoned, monstered, miniaturized, caricatured, cataracted, cat-lady-ed, caked, scrolled, strolling, gryphoned, glyphed, heiroglyphed, metaphysical, welded, fired, fording, fjording, tromping, Rockne-ed, standing out, standing tall, hung-up, ninja-ed, karate-ed, kudo-ed, horneted, deiseled, biofueled, regent, royal, royaltied, sugar-daddied, mamba-ed, Rambo-ed, epithetted, equittarian, unrequitable, emissarian, standard-bearing, allusioned, agained, agenda-ed, powerpointed, medaled, pucile, diagrammed, mammogrammed, malfeasant, purgatorial, akimbo, kimchi-ed, absolved, culled, budding, still-lifed, portraited, mesquited, mosquito-ed, mosquito-netted, marionetted, pugilated, pugilistic, bare-knuckled, mitted, pinballed, bumper-carred, backyarded, going yard, goosenecked, goose-stepping, noosed, wolfed, mentalized, metalized, I-beamed, sttely-eyed, engined, vehement, defacated, shat, shattered, folked up, yoked, yolked, bluegrassed, lemon-grassed, grassy, grassy-knolled, knolled, hilly, foothilled, ascensionary, swimming upstream, extremetied, remedial, deforested, Doc-ed, proofread, afro-ed, sideburned, mutton-chopped, spearchucking, mittened, gloved, vaulted, daunting, gauntlet-running, grail-seeking, windmill tilting, questing, questioning, quiche-ed, kweefed, spleefed, spliffed, driftwood, cliffed, cliff-hanging, cliff-noted, jettied, skittering, scatting, jumbalaya-ed, mumbo-jumbo-ed, turning Japanese (I really think so), Jumbotronic, Humpty-Dumpty-ed, lenient, leaning, Disneyan, excrutiating, capacitous, agrarian, hunting, gathering, hula dancing, hula-hooping, jangle, bickering, Maypoled, puptented, tentacled, testicular, fertile, repudiated, felon-ed, feline, bovine, pithy, pith-helmeted, swaggard, hammer-thrown, hammertimed, carbeurated, mufflered, skimasked, mimosa-ed, insufferable, creampuffed, rice-caked, karaoked, launching ships, ahoyed, supplanted, battering rammed, damned, cast aside, casted, castled, fianchetto-ed, gambitted, o’erpowered, nut-storing, winterizing, quantum-leapt, space-folded, space cowboyed, blasting off, counting stars, counting sheep, sawing logs, glenned, meadowed, creeked, sans paddle, brooked, dike-fingering, fork-tongued, double-spoken, side-mouthing, loose-lipped, blathering, liplicking, liplocked, schlocked, whodathunked, woebetided, forsoothed, fortune-told, truth-serumed, rat-tailed, tea-partied, gooey, yadda-yadda-ed, indulgent, luxuriant, siesta-ing, manned up, man-upped, in the details, breezed, caravanning, abysmal, lackadaisical, bible-toting, bible-thumping, chest-thumping, chest-bumping, King Konged, aped, aping, gorilla-ed, chimpanzee-ed, cubbed, cobbled, cobblered, cobblestoned, groovinating, Mr. Bluebirded, paparazzi-ed, stripped naked, Magellaned, purviewed, self-important, misguided, walking-sticked, subscripted, superscripted, subset, kielbasa-ed, furnaced, fan-tailed, glammed up, sequined, obsequious, clairvoyant, bon-voyaged, seen off, sent on, boarding housed, boarding schooled, Hindenberged, inferno-ed, maximized, kingpinned, simulcast, resuscitated, recessed, bilbous, bulbous, sophomoric, seniored, Jethro-ed, abrogated, abjecdated, roundhoused, roadhoused, flophoused, halfway housed, flapjacked, sonogrammed, sypnopsized, synaptic, sinusoidal, barcalounged, afghanned, remnanted, area-rugged, beaver pelted, toupee-ed, bee-hived, tree-lined, treasured, rhubarbed, Fokkered, soapdished, apple-a-dayed, child-rearing, blinged out, nacho-cheesed, gauged, storyboarded, hoarded, tinpanned, unhinged, daft, driveled, rivuleted, comfitted, comfortered, sectionaled, regionalized, needlepointed, crocheted, croquetted, wicketed, wiccan, on Broadway, main-streeted, street-legal, work whistlin’, singing for my supper, upper-crusty, thumb-nosed, looking down my nose, fish-netted, stiletto-ed, stiletto-heeled, transvestited, undergarmented, unmentionabled, seasprayed, sunswept, earth-ridden, scuffling, scrumming, scramming, numbskulled, howitzered, carpet-bombed, guerilla-ed, terrorized, suicide-bombed, Barabassed, self-sacrificed, cremated, linguini-ed, alfredo-ed, Fredo-ed, hot-potato-ed, hand-grenaded, bouncing bettied, landmined, oceanlined, lost at sea, lost & found, prodigal sonned, walking on water, Messiah-complexed, swervy, slurvy, slur-pee-ed, Berma-shaved, signposted, milemarked, trail-blazing, treadstoned, sheetrocked, light-switched, switched at birth, hitherto-ed, bait n’ switched, switcharoo-ed, now-you-see-me-ed, presto-ed, presto-chango-ed, out on a limb, slimeballed, sleazy, sleazeballed, Pigpenned, gnashed, gnashing, gnoshed, gnoshing, mismatched, headbutted, headmastered, hard-boiled, poached, ball-dropping, jabberjawed, glass-chinned, knocking blocks off, cockblocked, wingmanning, getting backs, quarterbacking, running scared, panicked, panic-attacked, anxiety-attacked, eaten away, faded to nothing, fading to black, rolling credits, lodestoned, alley-ooped, Whoa Nellied, world-ranked, bulls-eyed, eying the prize, brass-ringed, monkey-barrelled, casked, casketed, entombed, coffined, buried alive, all-ashored, reassuring, candlelit, do-goodered, Eagle-scouted, gangbanged, gang-raped, molested, molestacious, moled, Fe-Fi-Fo-Fummed, Heidy-ho-ed, catfought, cat-napping, catnipped, caught napping, jockstrapped, juked, juiced, juke-boxxed, hotspotting, sunspotted, bookcover judging, jugheaded, jugged, jiggered, fantabulous, rabbit-hatted, Mad Hattered, mad, tubbed, tubed, innertubing, tubular, self-proclaimed, oily-haired, Fu-Manchu-ed, gaydared, nightclubbing, bar-crawling, slaphappy, riverboated, glass-rodded, cooling rodded, spotlighted, pinspotted, proclamating, hosanna-ed, ball & chained, stockyarded, woodstocked, Trojan Horsed, sold out, sold short, shorthanded, shortstopped, traffic copped, metermaided, fatalistic, femme fatale-ed, effeminate, fembotted, repotted, spot o’ tea-ed, raunchy, liaisoned, louvered, trapdoored, moated, double entendre-ed, mon cher-ed, mon frer-ed, sacre bleu-ed, chowed down, chowderheaded, salad dazed, purple hazed, making the doughnuts, pop-cultured, popeyed, eating my spinach, eating crow, OCD-ed, ADD-ed, retaliatory, conciliatory, chancellored, star-chambered, plumed, backstreeted, street-walking, cooling, firming, formative, quartetted, beanpoled, Maypo-ed, scrappled, shoelaced, candy-striped, Florence Nightengaled, Betty Booped, bleeped out, content shifted, continentally drifted, Caesared, et tu Brute-ed, triumverated, boomboxed, Oolongated, sighing, duked, eked, eeny-meeny-miney-moe-ed, hoed, hoedowned, in plain sight, not quite right, Sleepy Hollowed, Headless Horsemanned, Great Pumpkined, place-kicked, infantried, ground warfared, ground beefed, spurred, spurned, urned, ashes scattered, also ran, also known as, aliased, wiggling, wriggling, zero-sum gained, electroshock therapied, unanimous, polluted, stampeding, doggie-ed, daggered, chuckwagoned, Wizrd of Ozzed, flaccid, poverty-stricken, cinematic, raccoon-eyed, cosmeticized, waivered, wayfared, pavement pounded, continuumed, blindered, sashed, tighty-whitied, leaping lizards, snake-charmed, snakebit, flea-ridden, flea-bitten, belloed, embered, color-wheeled, satcheled, ratcheted, ratcheted up, spit-roasted, blood-splattered, carrioned, baggy, yellowed, round-eyed, outta nowhere, becoming, oblivious, paletted, palated, butterscotched, blotched, mulched, patchy, patched in, training camped, unsportsmanlike, blasphemed, blasting capped, Fuzed, blown fused, engine blown, tire blown, yippy-I-oh-ki-yay-ed, tramcarred, skilifted, driftered, bummed, valley girled, squealed, canaried, yellow-bellied, Yellowstoned, mandated, voideered, cave-dwelling, skiffed, wetsuited, scuba-ed, deep-sea diving, deep sea fishing, stuffed n’ mounted, taxidermied, valentined, rubbed out, sent by Charlie, loansharked, outmuscled, Guido-ed, paying the juice, strongarmed, given protection, manmade, a made man, made, in protective custody, custodial, thistled, pussywilloed, Puss n’ Booted, paralyzed, invertebrate, exoskeletoned, brachial, thoraxed, mini-blinded, screen-doored, crutched, double-taking, undertaking, beauticianed, gossipy, thingy, first-rate, top-notched, best ever, best in show, Kantian, breastfed, bottlefed, schmaltzed, malted, screwballed, mated, screwed loose, screwed over, screwed up, whitewatered, down-jacketed, goosed, outfitted, REM slept, self-abusing, all-inclusive, all-revealing, tell-all, oversharing, party-crashing, gate-crashing, receptioned, receptionisted, countersued, serving notice, notarizing, posting no bills, legalese-ing, striking gold, silversmithed, pewtered, blacksmithed, balsamic, parsnipped, grass-clipped, hedge-trimmed, hedge-funded, offlandish, outlandish, arch-rivaled, nemesissed, washboarded, waterboarded, minted, addressed, in the hole, outta line, excluded, telemarketed, peeling onions, avacado-ed, artichoked, fresh-baked, hot outta the oven, outta the frying pan, into the fire, cootied, kooched, teased, siren sung, palmed, suppressed, dinered, Goliathed, cardinal sinned, mortal sinned, mortis & pestalling, outbacked, walking about, pollywogged, turncoated, trenchcoated, slickered, deckshoed, laced up, lasered, phasered, laser-tagged, paintballed, badmintoning, grand-slammed, bases loaded, balls in the air, engraved, gravestoned, mortared, Mordor-ed, four-doored, power-windowed, window tinted, gelled, woodcarved, woodburned, sawdusted, chapped, tooth-chattering, sniffly, sharp as a tack, holding my water, shedding light, getting some sun, shopped around, tradebaited, panty-waisted, low-cut, shapely, caressing, feathering, nosing, furrow-browed, hair-lined, yachting, jetsetting, galled, Pontius Pilated, carouselled, foot-tappin’, knee-slappin’, toe-tappin’, foot-stompin’, privileged, Dr. Suessed, desperado-ed, Macdoodled, cougared, claptrapped, whalefinned, foghorned, lighthoused, giving way, bigger-boated, bogarted, bogus, hocus-pocussed, pussy, smoke-ringed, O-ringed, smokestacked, cooling towered, cowering, street legal, legal eagled, substantive, tipsy, shuffled, dealt with, entrenched, scintillated, acid-jazzed, all that jazzed, saronged, sarape-ed, ambiensic, intolerable, phonographed, rockering, privy, under orders, taking orders, following orders, putting to order, point of ordered, in point of fact, wombed, carried to term, denned, kenned, outbursting, swivering, barber-poled, charged, hardcased, hardnosed, bilged, on pins & needles, twinklelit, dot-connected, erector setted, building blocked, stonecut, stripmined, blast-mined, plaster of parised, kilned, au paired, bathrobed, bath toweled, butted out, butting out, empressarioing, inventoried, outdated, aeloronned, urbane, malignant, polygrammed, polygraphed, unproven, on the pipe, on the pole, in the pocket, in the pipeline, pocket-rocketed, sauntering, double-dribbled, double-bubbled, plaid-ed, cummerbunned, broohaha-ed, propogating, ecclesiastical, crinolined, gingham-skirted, hippie-skirted, tour-following, scalping tickets, escargoted, Venn Diagrammed, fishboned, Marxist, evoked, trolloped, tra-la-la-ed, rocking horsed, picayune, penny arcaded, revoked, outta stock, metabolizing, transfused, clippered, shingled, thatched, hammocking, cocky, cock-eyed, cockney-accented, butte-ed, parsoned, parsed, prissy, pupilled, pussywhipped, diseased, devastating, Jurassic, ebbing, combative, blockheaded, blocked out, outta range, fish-findered, apostolic, apologizing, atoning, mea-culpa-ing, poolsharked, frozen mugged, mugshot, Martianed, interplanetary, moguled, cordoned off, velvet roped, chandeliered, red-carpetted, candlabra-ed, pool halled, laundromatted, steam-pressed, starched, dry-cleaned, steam-cleaned, dewrinkled, oppressed, paid in full, on layaway, debited, credited, accredited, oxymoronic, ultrasonic, hearing impaired, stereophonic, sub-woofered, tweetered, tweeted, billeted, billed, tarted up, fuzz-boxed, fuzzy, cotton-candied, cotton-eyed, dry-mouthed, cottonmouthed, on the bus, wah-wah-ed, backbeated, carnal, hedonistic, backslapping, backstabbing, buck naked, mevermored, simian, strain-strengthened, reoriented, spray-painted, ball-busting, chumneyed, forgone, gratuitied, bulk-rated, no-classed, yanked, hankering, hunked, rife, andironed, angleironed, chutneyed, pesto-ed, rubricked, barely noticeable, relational, interconnected, symbiotic, web-spinning, communal, in touch, succinct, ID-ed, torrential, cloudy, storming, serendipitous, hawk-nosed, out of kilter, under house arrest, to-go, in-house, a la carte, with cheese, bare-assed, bitched, slogging, milked, alabaster, on stand by, in the wings, on deck, in reserve, topsy-turvy, inside out, skin & bones, flimsy, unbalanced, Waterloo-ed, contemptuous, trickling, bagel-ed, hair-brained, epileptic, absolved, inert, shredded, crumbled, working, puny, pinpricked, stickpinned, prime, in my prime, gangly, creeping, calvaried, puritaned, Calvinistic, braided…